Lieberman's Compromise Plan...

Due to this crazy time of year, my daughter's birthday, vacation planning...and a TON more going on, I haven't had much time to really write much. So, I thought I'd pass along this that I recieved from my brother. Unfortanatly, this seems to be exactly what's churning in Lieberman's head!

COMPRIMISE CARE:
by Joe Lieberman, et al.


*Under CompromiseCareTM, people with NO coverage will be allowed to KEEP their current plan
*Medicare will be extended to 55-year-olds as soon as they turn 65
*You will have access to cheap Canadian drugs IF you live in Canada
*States whose names contain vowels will be allowed to opt out of the plan
*You get to choose which doctor you cannot afford to see
*You will not have to be pre-certified to qualify for cremation
*A patient will be considered "pre-existing" if he or she already exists
*You'll be free to choose between medications and heating fuel
*Patients can access quality health care if they can prove their name is "Lieberman.
*You will have access to natural remedies, such as death


Joe Lieberman just beat Ben Nelson for being the biggest sell-out of the year!!