Sunday, December 11, 2011

A Texan Hillbilly...Rick Perry

To the tune of the Beverly Hill Billys....

Come listen to a story ‘bout a man named Rick
A Texan governor, often kept his Texans sick,
Then one day a thought occurred to him,
“American President!” He said upon a whim!
Bush the sequel that is, inadequate, Texas tea party.

Well the first thing we know, Rick’s a scummy millionaire,
Given’ bucks to oil, which we know just isn’t fair,
Teachers loose their jobs with such absurdity,
He sittin’ on OUR funds for some emergency!
Millions that is, won’t touch it, but’ll ask for federal aid….

Well, debate’n time is here, to impress the GOP,
Texas slang and swag is all he’s got, you see.
We’re fast seeing past his lovely head of hair
Bush number 2, may we all be spared…
Corporate hillbilly that is, bought and paid for.